Post by bossman on Apr 17, 2019 2:30:02 GMT
Hello folks, Grandmaster B is in da hoooooooouse!!!!!
Im here to share my thoughts on the week that was with the mighty Sydney Oilers.
As you all know, my bro Roger Bosssert coached his mighty team to a massive win against the Adelaide Attitude over the weekend. What you don't know is the inside story, the goss, the feeling and the passion behind Bossert's fine achievement!
I spoke to my bro hours after the win at the Sydney Star Casino. I spotted him wearing flash mustard pants and glasses that would have made Elton John wish with envy that he could wear them on his next concert.
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As I approached him, he was singing “THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRRRRE!”. You'd think that fucker would have made a quick visit to Paris or something, but here he was, right in front of my eyes!
I decided to buy him a cruiser (his player Blake Ferguson's favourite drink) and have a drink with him on the roof to prove that we were NOT at Notre Dame. Roger was worried that Josh Dugan would be up there as well and ask him for a job in order to escape Fairfield's troubled season. I reassured him that Dugan will be in hospital for the next eight weeks attending to yet another injury.
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Once we hit the roof, Roger's demeanour changed. He suddenly became all gangsta towards me! This is part of what he said to me.....
Once, I looked at Mack as a very caring bloke who loved our game. But, a few years ago, something in him changed. Once he got his first premiership, he decided to get all greedy and selfish!
THIS MAN!!!!! He BROUGHT UP talents like Jarryd Hayne, Semi Radradra!!!!!! He RIPPED people of their talents like Shaun Johnson, Jason Taumalolo and Corey Oates!!!!! He continues to PRODUCE future talent in Dylan Brown, Payne Hass and Matthew Dufty (well, maybe Dufty doesn't fit into this category...teehee!).
He has USED this talent to be equal with Chris Walker-Bush as the most successful coach of all time! I know he dreams of taking that extra step up in order to be the man who rules ASRL for all eternity!
So, I absolutely took great delight in smashing the king's team into a million pieces. Our most humble, pleasant and honest player in DCE told our great props in McGuire and Vaughen that McElroy treated our competition with utter contempt by boasting about his former ladder position(1st) much to the dismay of every other rugby team on Earth!!! A message needed to be delivered and Im glad he received it!!!!! Thank you mailmen Vaughen and McGuire! PS...special thanks to McGuire for that sly eye gouge he put on Rhyse Martin! A crucial strategical play designed for him to miss kicks at goal....him missing three quarters of the game was a bonus!
After Roger let out his emotions, I told him to have a coke, a smile and to shut the fuck up! He had his moment in the sun, he should be happy!
Over and out!
Grandmaster B
Im here to share my thoughts on the week that was with the mighty Sydney Oilers.
As you all know, my bro Roger Bosssert coached his mighty team to a massive win against the Adelaide Attitude over the weekend. What you don't know is the inside story, the goss, the feeling and the passion behind Bossert's fine achievement!
I spoke to my bro hours after the win at the Sydney Star Casino. I spotted him wearing flash mustard pants and glasses that would have made Elton John wish with envy that he could wear them on his next concert.
As I approached him, he was singing “THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRRRRE!”. You'd think that fucker would have made a quick visit to Paris or something, but here he was, right in front of my eyes!
I decided to buy him a cruiser (his player Blake Ferguson's favourite drink) and have a drink with him on the roof to prove that we were NOT at Notre Dame. Roger was worried that Josh Dugan would be up there as well and ask him for a job in order to escape Fairfield's troubled season. I reassured him that Dugan will be in hospital for the next eight weeks attending to yet another injury.
Once we hit the roof, Roger's demeanour changed. He suddenly became all gangsta towards me! This is part of what he said to me.....
Once, I looked at Mack as a very caring bloke who loved our game. But, a few years ago, something in him changed. Once he got his first premiership, he decided to get all greedy and selfish!
THIS MAN!!!!! He BROUGHT UP talents like Jarryd Hayne, Semi Radradra!!!!!! He RIPPED people of their talents like Shaun Johnson, Jason Taumalolo and Corey Oates!!!!! He continues to PRODUCE future talent in Dylan Brown, Payne Hass and Matthew Dufty (well, maybe Dufty doesn't fit into this category...teehee!).
He has USED this talent to be equal with Chris Walker-Bush as the most successful coach of all time! I know he dreams of taking that extra step up in order to be the man who rules ASRL for all eternity!
So, I absolutely took great delight in smashing the king's team into a million pieces. Our most humble, pleasant and honest player in DCE told our great props in McGuire and Vaughen that McElroy treated our competition with utter contempt by boasting about his former ladder position(1st) much to the dismay of every other rugby team on Earth!!! A message needed to be delivered and Im glad he received it!!!!! Thank you mailmen Vaughen and McGuire! PS...special thanks to McGuire for that sly eye gouge he put on Rhyse Martin! A crucial strategical play designed for him to miss kicks at goal....him missing three quarters of the game was a bonus!
After Roger let out his emotions, I told him to have a coke, a smile and to shut the fuck up! He had his moment in the sun, he should be happy!
Over and out!
Grandmaster B
