Post by happybadger on Mar 10, 2018 13:18:53 GMT
Wayne LaPierre, National Rifle Association president, said in a press conference today that he hates rugby, and hopes everyone who loves rugby league dies.
LaPierre was immediately condemned by ASRL fans and his NRA membership (of course, for different reasons).
The NRA Board of Directors expelled him for failing to call for all rugby league teams and fans to get shot, like occurred with the Parkland and Sandy Hook school shootings.
ASRL fans, well, I believe they started with all seven of George Carlin's "dirty words", then got nastier, then got really creative! (The fact that LaPierre apparently loves rugby yawnion and its bastardy daughter game, American NFLly gridiron, whilst hating rugby league, didn't help matters with the rabid ASRL fan base.)
Even the Coalition, Labour, One Nation, the Palmerites, the real estate agents from the Nick Xenophon Team, and the Greens, jointly held a press conference in Canberra, where they sang "Fuck You!" to LaPierre and the NRA, a capella (it was a capella, until Danger Mouse and Cee Lo actually showed up - whereupon they all sang "Crazy", a la "We Are The World").
Then the Florida State Legislature sang the "Luftwaffe Serenade" back to the Australian Government, Opposition, the real estate agents of Australia, and the ASRL (yeah, Nick was really pissed!)...bad move, fellas!
Yeah, a really bad move...you don't like rugby league, Florida? Fine, no soup, or league, for you! (Hey, Nick Xenophon Team, what have you got in your listings for a new home for the Florida Panthers?) (Oh, can you make your commission only 3%?)
LaPierre was immediately condemned by ASRL fans and his NRA membership (of course, for different reasons).
The NRA Board of Directors expelled him for failing to call for all rugby league teams and fans to get shot, like occurred with the Parkland and Sandy Hook school shootings.
ASRL fans, well, I believe they started with all seven of George Carlin's "dirty words", then got nastier, then got really creative! (The fact that LaPierre apparently loves rugby yawnion and its bastardy daughter game, American NFLly gridiron, whilst hating rugby league, didn't help matters with the rabid ASRL fan base.)
Even the Coalition, Labour, One Nation, the Palmerites, the real estate agents from the Nick Xenophon Team, and the Greens, jointly held a press conference in Canberra, where they sang "Fuck You!" to LaPierre and the NRA, a capella (it was a capella, until Danger Mouse and Cee Lo actually showed up - whereupon they all sang "Crazy", a la "We Are The World").
Then the Florida State Legislature sang the "Luftwaffe Serenade" back to the Australian Government, Opposition, the real estate agents of Australia, and the ASRL (yeah, Nick was really pissed!)...bad move, fellas!
Yeah, a really bad move...you don't like rugby league, Florida? Fine, no soup, or league, for you! (Hey, Nick Xenophon Team, what have you got in your listings for a new home for the Florida Panthers?) (Oh, can you make your commission only 3%?)
