After an impressive first win of the season for the Oilers, ex-USA President Donald Trump spoke to the media.
Hello, my fellow Oiler supporters! It is great to be here at covid central (aka Merseyside) to celebrate the finest win of our season. I only bought your club a few weeks ago as I needed a break from my country as a few unpatriotic things happened to me over the last year or so. I bought the Oilers for a few reasons which I'll reveal during my ownership of this great club.
When I was told that the boys were playing Merseyside, I thought we'd be playing in some cow paddock in the North of England. I know a good cow when I see it. I love my burgers! I love my roasts! So, I was looking forward to trying the cuisine here. Now Im here, Im rather disappointed. Since I stepped off the plane, I have only seen 17 cows. We just played a rugby game against them tonight ! Valentina Holmes and Sonny Boy just ran around them like big witches hats tonight. I had such a great time tonight! It reminded me of my first night with Melania such was the excitement!
Make no mistake! I know more than all of you put together! I WILL MAKE SYDNEY GREAT AGAIN!!!