Post by Mackdadday on Apr 22, 2018 11:16:09 GMT
Adelaide have bravely overcome an Auckland unit hell bent on bending every rule in the book in a feeble and outrageous attempt to beat ASRL champions. Coach Billyon Townsend, well known in the lowest circles of society, employed defencive tactics that would make a hardened life time prison guard shudder. Within a short time, Adelaide had lost their most atomic attacking weapon in Semi Radrara as well as Mark Percival and Corey Oates who were both stretchered off the field. As a result Adelaide were forced to play most of the game with Boyd Cordner at fullback, Jake Friend in the centres and Jake Trbojevic on the wing. Luckily for those who believe in purity and social morales, Adelaide were able to hold out the late charging Orcas with a 14-12 victory in front of a home crowd of frothing New Zealanders. No word has come down from ASRL command on whether Townsend will be reprimanded for his reprehensible rambuctiousness.
