Whinging Coach- The big tough Orcas are cheating

The most tedious thing in sport?


There are so many contenders it looks like the slack pack up the back of a City to Surf.

Look at them dawdling there, in their uniform greyness, as they prepare to torpor their way to the tunnel, dull their way to Double Bay, bore their way to Bondi. 

These contenders, include commentators uttering cliches like, "that was not the start they were looking for,"; players blowing kisses to their gods after they do something on the field; journos giving breathless accounts of "secret meetings", which come complete with photos.

And let's not forget the dull rugby matches, which turns on both sides manoeuvring for penalties; meaningless revenue-driven, one-day matches for the Australian cricket team in India that no one will remember in a week, and the Sydney Oilers, just generally.



But the winner for MOST boring?


I know it, and you know it.


It has to be the ubiquitous, the endless, the ever-present, post-match press conference, whereby, on cue, twice per season, the Bennett like Mackdaddy from Adelaide, the master moaning coach mutters dark epithets that all boil down to one thing: "They bashed us, they are cheats & they should be punished."

Its a mans game played by men, suck it up & get on with it, like all the other clubs in the comp have learned to do.