Drunkin Reapers, paying Pirates

Glasgow Night life, A lot can be said about it others say its dead london is where it's at well they just don't know how crazy it can get. When there's Reapers and Pirates running about stark naked going "arrgghh your time is up! and Time to take your booty!" (they were half tanked by then as Simon Mannering and Mitch Barnett were the first one's to get caught by legendary Hesky in King Tut’s singing MMMbop). Anyway as the night worn on Hesky was hungry so went to The Corinthian Club well i would be too considering what he saw what Albert Kelly, James Tamou, Todd Carney and Josh King were doing at Òran Mór it wasn't pretty but Old Hesky has his phone out (he lost it tho a few hrs later and has been panicking because of this lots of pics of hesky naked).

As the night was coming to a end and all was silent the Peepers and Rirates (lustrously they didn't have a clue what they were doing or where they were) found there way some how home while good old Hesky smiling and merry took all the booty home the avg night on a Glasgow moon light.