Post by bossman on Sept 15, 2018 15:16:35 GMT
Shoppin with the Oilers!!!
Aye blllloooods! Grandmaster B is back in da house!!!!! Fof those who are not familiar with my standing in life, Im related to that Oilers coach with no premierships to his name. Im here to provide an edge to this once great club.
My bro did some contract bidding shopping the other day and Im here to give a critique as to how it all went down!!!!! Here it is, warts and all!!!
Trent Merrin
Why oh why did Roger buy that big fucking hobo?
That mother fucker has been on the wane for a little while now! I think that white surfie chick that left him reprogrammed his brain to loser status!!! Hopefully, he does sommme work here apart from attending the club buffet every hour.
Rating: 7
Liam Farrell
The Oilers finally bring in a redhead to the fold. I like this dude a lot! I think he'll provide great service in the back row and centres throughout the year. Very much a key signing for the Oilers to go forward.
Rating: 9
Bryce Cartwright
Finally, a guy I can truly relate to is in da house!!!! This guy fucks bitches and leaves the scene of the crime like Batman! I can tell he can't keep his women happy as he needs to work on his grip....much like what he has done on the field last season.
I'll use my valuable personal experience with the opposite sex in regards to teaching brother Carty how to dominate in a tackle. He may learn my wizardry of the flesh or clumsiness of the chase from our coach.
Rating: 4
Matthew Scott
Roger sure does a good job with providing employment to the senior citizens of our community. A former great recruited by the Oilers five seasons too late....an Oiler management style delivered to perfection by Coach B!
Rating: 5
Josh McGuire
My goodness, he did it! Coach Bossert finally signed someone who is still relavent to our sport!!!! Great long term signing for our engine room!!!
Rating: 10
Aiden Tolman
Nice to get a player who played for us last season for a $215 000 discount! Nice number work from the boss!!!
Rating: 5
Tom Opapic
What in fuck does this guy do anyway???
Rating: 4
Gavin Cooper
A good old vanilla white boy to help our pack out
Rating: 6
Aye blllloooods! Grandmaster B is back in da house!!!!! Fof those who are not familiar with my standing in life, Im related to that Oilers coach with no premierships to his name. Im here to provide an edge to this once great club.
My bro did some contract bidding shopping the other day and Im here to give a critique as to how it all went down!!!!! Here it is, warts and all!!!
Trent Merrin
Why oh why did Roger buy that big fucking hobo?
That mother fucker has been on the wane for a little while now! I think that white surfie chick that left him reprogrammed his brain to loser status!!! Hopefully, he does sommme work here apart from attending the club buffet every hour.Rating: 7
Liam Farrell
The Oilers finally bring in a redhead to the fold. I like this dude a lot! I think he'll provide great service in the back row and centres throughout the year. Very much a key signing for the Oilers to go forward.
Rating: 9
Bryce Cartwright
Finally, a guy I can truly relate to is in da house!!!! This guy fucks bitches and leaves the scene of the crime like Batman! I can tell he can't keep his women happy as he needs to work on his grip....much like what he has done on the field last season.
I'll use my valuable personal experience with the opposite sex in regards to teaching brother Carty how to dominate in a tackle. He may learn my wizardry of the flesh or clumsiness of the chase from our coach.
Rating: 4
Matthew Scott
Roger sure does a good job with providing employment to the senior citizens of our community. A former great recruited by the Oilers five seasons too late....an Oiler management style delivered to perfection by Coach B!
Rating: 5
Josh McGuire
My goodness, he did it! Coach Bossert finally signed someone who is still relavent to our sport!!!! Great long term signing for our engine room!!!
Rating: 10
Aiden Tolman
Nice to get a player who played for us last season for a $215 000 discount! Nice number work from the boss!!!
Rating: 5
Tom Opapic
What in fuck does this guy do anyway???
Rating: 4
Gavin Cooper
A good old vanilla white boy to help our pack out
Rating: 6
