Post by dragon4 on Sept 23, 2018 17:23:32 GMT
The Darwin Dragons have decided to invest in a state of the art medical facility, to be named after famous North Queensland product Johnathon Thurston.
The centre will hold over 200 beds.....to satisfy the demand impacted by the ASRL Sim Committee.......
Chief Executive of the Darwin Club "Johnny Singo", spoke with tounge in cheek when asked about the $100 000 000 medical Centre......"We're expecting another season to be crueled by this committee, who put out Nathan Cleary in the semi finals for 7 weeks. Already, just one round into the competitin and we have 9 weeks worth of injuries.....Solomona Kata is out for 3 weeks and David Fusitua for two"
Coach Vikas added, "I must have run over a Tajik",.....referring to the age old Russian superstition that it would bring 1000 years of bad luck!!!.
When asked why they needed so many beds....Singo quipped, "Oh, it's not just the players who get injuries in Darwin......so do the coaching staff and medicos themselves....then there's the wives and girlfriends and sponsors, who also get injuries from the Sim committee".
Johnny Singo then chimed in with his further two cents worth....."We're in talks with Auckland's medical team to steal their mastermind, who managed to complete a whole ASRL match without an injury!"
This newscoop did his own digging to reveal some interesting facts.......firstly, Adelaide were the worst dealt with....copping 10 weeks of injuries in Round 1. Closely followed by Darwin and Fairfield with 9 weeks.The Oilers were next with 7 weeks of hurt and then we scroll down to the "Invincibles".......Auckland and Melbourne with not one bloody injury to talk about. Their medicos will have the week off no doubt!!!
Time will tell if the pendulum will swing....but based on previous seasons Darwin doubt it very much!!!
The centre will hold over 200 beds.....to satisfy the demand impacted by the ASRL Sim Committee.......
Chief Executive of the Darwin Club "Johnny Singo", spoke with tounge in cheek when asked about the $100 000 000 medical Centre......"We're expecting another season to be crueled by this committee, who put out Nathan Cleary in the semi finals for 7 weeks. Already, just one round into the competitin and we have 9 weeks worth of injuries.....Solomona Kata is out for 3 weeks and David Fusitua for two"
Coach Vikas added, "I must have run over a Tajik",.....referring to the age old Russian superstition that it would bring 1000 years of bad luck!!!.
When asked why they needed so many beds....Singo quipped, "Oh, it's not just the players who get injuries in Darwin......so do the coaching staff and medicos themselves....then there's the wives and girlfriends and sponsors, who also get injuries from the Sim committee".
Johnny Singo then chimed in with his further two cents worth....."We're in talks with Auckland's medical team to steal their mastermind, who managed to complete a whole ASRL match without an injury!"
This newscoop did his own digging to reveal some interesting facts.......firstly, Adelaide were the worst dealt with....copping 10 weeks of injuries in Round 1. Closely followed by Darwin and Fairfield with 9 weeks.The Oilers were next with 7 weeks of hurt and then we scroll down to the "Invincibles".......Auckland and Melbourne with not one bloody injury to talk about. Their medicos will have the week off no doubt!!!
Time will tell if the pendulum will swing....but based on previous seasons Darwin doubt it very much!!!
9 weeks of injuries at RSC too!